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	<title>There's a Queer in My Soup</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TOP CHEF: Lisa Hates Broke Ass Bloggers</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/top-chef-lisa-hates-bloggers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 23:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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&#8220;Bloggers can&#8217;t even afford my chins
to eat at my restaurant.&#8221;
Last Friday, the Daily News published an interview with Chef Bitchalot, Lisa Fernandes.  When asked about the internet buzz on her popularity &#8212; or rather, the lack thereof &#8212; this is what she had to say:


Oh no, I don&#8217;t read the blogs – you couldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF?:  Kitty Litter Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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(Click to enlarge)
Sometimes when someone says your cake looks like shit, that might be a compliment.

My sister alerted me to this concoction that she found on the site WikiHow.com.  According to the chef:

If you want to make a real cake for a cat lover, with a good sense of humor, this will do the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOP CHEF: Lisa&#8217;s &#8220;F*cking Bronze Medal&#8221; &#38; Spike&#8217;s Boner</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/06/05/top-chef-lisas-fcking-bronze-medal-spikes-boner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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My voice is nearly hoarse after an hour of yelling &#8220;Please get rid of that bitch, Lisa!!&#8221; at my TV screen repeatedly and at the top of my lungs during last night&#8217;s Top Chef.  As you may already know, all of which came to no avail.   Instead, Antonia was sent packing.
The shame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell&#8217;s Kitchen:  Goodbye Matt&#8230;. You F*cktard!!</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/hells-kitchen-goodbye-matt-you-fcktard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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Kids, don&#8217;t wear your headbands too tight.

Let&#8217;s list all the excuses Matt has given before finally being let go, shall we?


I have a migraine.
I cut my finger.
I&#8217;m on medication.
No one is talking to me.
She&#8217;s picking on me because I have a migraine.
I&#8217;m a dimwitted lummox the producers planted on this show for comedy relief.

Sorry, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is a Hot Dog, Bitches!! (Break of Dawn)</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/this-is-a-hot-dog-bitches-break-of-dawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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Last weekend I went back (again!) to one of my FAVORITEST restaurants of all time, Break of Dawn, which is located in a depressing, nondescript shopping center in the culinary wasteland that is Orange County.
This time around I tried a new item on Chef Dee Nguyen&#8217;s menu: his take on the American hot dog (above). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Chef: I Love Stephanie &#38; Lisa&#8217;s Chins Made It Into The Final Four</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/top-chef-antonio-made-ilan-gag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 16:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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So, Stephanie (above) was the all around winner last night on Top Chef&#8230;. no surprise there.  That bitch is like the MacGyver of the culinary world.  Just give her a paper clip and sock and she could probably whip up a seafood paella.  I love, love, LOVE me some Stephanie!!
Unfortunately, that love [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell&#8217;s Kitchen: The London, West Hollywood, Opened Yesterday</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/hells-kitchen-the-london-west-hollywood-opened-yesterday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 01:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cogito</dc:creator>
		
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As you may already know, one of the buffoons contestants of Hell&#8217;s Kitchen will win the grand prize, which is the title of executive sous chef at Gordon Ramsay&#8217;s latest restaurant in Los Angeles.  Well, apparently they couldn&#8217;t wait for the results show.
Yesterday &#8220;Gordon Ramsay at the London, West Hollywood&#8221; (say that 3 times [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell&#8217;s Kitchen:  Bobby Needs to be Slapped</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/hells-kitchen-bobby-needs-to-be-slapped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 15:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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Uh&#8230;. derrrrr.
Every night I watch Hell&#8217;s Kitchen, I seem to always get distracted by the  unjustified over-confidence and out-right STOOPID look on Bobby&#8217;s face every time he talks.  He&#8217;s especially grating when he grandstands with his gaping mouth and half-shut eyes.  So help me GAWD I want to just throw my martini [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Dinner at BBQ Chicken&#8221; or &#8220;My Night of Korean Abuse&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/dinner-at-bbq-chicken-or-my-night-of-korean-abuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 21:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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The other night I had the chance to check out the Korean owned and operated BBQ Chicken, a restaurant poised to slowly take over the world one bird at a time.  In the end, I had the very tasty meal but really shitty service.  But hey, what&#8217;s good Korean food without a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOP CHEF:  WTF?!  OMG?! Dale is gone?!</title>
		<link>http://queerinmysoup.wordpress.com/2008/05/22/top-chef-wtf-omg-dale-is-gone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 20:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Wah! I need to punch a fridge!&#8221;

Everyone together now: &#8220;FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!&#8221;
One of my favoritest chefs on the show was eliminated last night on Top Chef!!  Apparently Dale, arguably one of the better chefs of Season 4, royally fucked up where he should have shined.  Being executive chef of an Asian themed restaurant should have [...]]]></description>
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