Coolio’s Caprese Salad “Looks Betta Than Yo Momma’s Titties”

Earlier I was thinking to myself, “Self, I need a cooking show that would appeal more to my ghetto-like sensibilities.” And, then POOF! A knife-weilding “gangster” appeared before me, not to cut me up, but to prepare a Caprese Salad. Yay? More info after the jump.

Hell’s Kitchen: Things I Learned

Sadly, I don’t learn too much in the culinary sense when I watch Fox’s Hell’s Kitchen. But, that’s not why you watch this show….. right? Nevertheless, the morsels I do learn can be just as tasty!

“All Natural” My Pinkberry Ass

The New York Times just did a piece on one of my favorite mystery dessert places, Pinkberry. In case you don’t know, the eatery once called its original flavor thing “frozen yogurt” — until that pesky class action suit.
So, they had an expert analyze the ingredients. Check ‘em out after the jump.

The 99 Cent Only Store Cookbook

Broke? Cheap? Hungry? All of the above? Have I got the cookbook for you!

Gordon Ramsay Wasn’t Always a Dick

Tearing-In a New Butthole
You’ve seen him scream, you seen him yell and (last season) you’ve probably seen his tirades send someone to the hospital. But, Alex Koppelman of Salon.com says he wasn’t always like that…. well, at least not most of the time.

Slurp a Free Jamba Juice, Bitches!!!

What better way to inaugurate this site than to tell you about some free grub!? Tomorrow morning (and tomorrow morning only), Jamba Juice wants you to swing by their store and try their new breakfast menu….. gratis. (Click here, bitches)
Personally, I loooooove me the Jamba Juice, even more so when it’s free. [...]