Hell’s Kitchen: Goodbye Matt…. You F*cktard!!

Kids, don’t wear your headbands too tight.

Let’s list all the excuses Matt has given before finally being let go, shall we?

Hell’s Kitchen: The London, West Hollywood, Opened Yesterday

As you may already know, one of the buffoons contestants of Hell’s Kitchen will win the grand prize, which is the title of executive sous chef at Gordon Ramsay’s latest restaurant in Los Angeles. Well, apparently they couldn’t wait for the results show.
Yesterday “Gordon Ramsay at the London, West Hollywood” (say that 3 times [...]

Hell’s Kitchen: Bobby Needs to be Slapped

Uh…. derrrrr.
Every night I watch Hell’s Kitchen, I seem to always get distracted by the unjustified over-confidence and out-right STOOPID look on Bobby’s face every time he talks. He’s especially grating when he grandstands with his gaping mouth and half-shut eyes. So help me GAWD I want to just throw my martini [...]

Hell’s Kitchen: Idiot Matt Cut Off His Finger

Yeah, yeah. I know. We’ve all cut ourselves in the kitchen at one point or another. But, what makes Matt such a big fat idiot in my eyes is his over-plucked eyebrows and his annoying goofy demeanor. And, oh yeah, he’s such a big whiny tool.
So, excuse me as I jump [...]

Hell’s Stooges

Last night’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen served up the usual fare of gratuitous (yet HIGH-larious!!) screaming in a kitchen overflowing with buffoons. I’m not sure if it’s the editing or if the CHEFtestants are really that incompetent, but all this showcasing sure cooks up a healthy serving of delicious guilty pleasure.

Hell’s Kitchen…. The Video Game!

“You play like you cook, you donkey!!”
As Hell’s Kitchen becomes more about shouted stunt judging and less about the culinary arts, the makers of the reality show have found another way to distance it even further from the kitchen by making it into a video game. I shit you not.
Taste a sample video after [...]

Gordon Ramsay Wasn’t Always a Dick

Tearing-In a New Butthole
You’ve seen him scream, you seen him yell and (last season) you’ve probably seen his tirades send someone to the hospital. But, Alex Koppelman of Salon.com says he wasn’t always like that…. well, at least not most of the time.