Hell’s Kitchen: Goodbye Matt…. You F*cktard!!

Posted on June 4, 2008 by Cogito E. Sum

Kids, don’t wear your headbands too tight.

Let’s list all the excuses Matt has given before finally being let go, shall we?

  • I have a migraine.
  • I cut my finger.
  • I’m on medication.
  • No one is talking to me.
  • She’s picking on me because I have a migraine.
  • I’m a dimwitted lummox the producers planted on this show for comedy relief.

Sorry, I added the last one. How did that get in there?

Anyway, Hell’s Kitchen is now down one buffoon…. four more to go. That means Chef Ramsay’s task of finding the least shittiest chef just got easier.

But, who knew he was such a poet? Did you catch his “Ode to Matt” at the very, very end? If you didn’t, don’t worry. I made this short video of his work for your viewing pleasure. Check it out:

Sorry, I did it again. The last phrase was mine. I hate it when that happens!!

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  1. Hell’s Kitchen: Goodbye Matt…. You F*cktard!! | Kitchen Appliances, Design, and More, on June 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm Said:

    [...] Jordon Cooper wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptKids, don’t wear your headbands too tight. Let’s list all the excuses Matt has given before finally being let go, shall we? I have a migraine. I cut my finger. I’m on medication. No one is talking to me. She’s picking on me because I … [...]

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