TOP CHEF: Goodbye Andrew…. You Crazy Bitch!

WTF was that?! Last night on Top Chef, Andrew got his ass kicked off for insisting (INSISTING, I tell you!!) that Chicago Cops must trade in their regular fare for …… SUSHI?! What made it worse was how he argued with the judges that he didn’t have to follow the rules and make the damn thing hearty!!

But, perhaps more disturbing in this whole ordeal is how he started off the show saying he’ll either cook amazingly that day or “kill someone”!! Unfortunately, he didn’t do the former — and let’s pray he doesn’t do the latter!!

Meanwhile, in Whiny (but less murderous) Town……

Dale won the entire competition with the clean (if not boring) looking salad — which actually reminds me of those delicious beef salads you can get at some of the better Thai restaurants.

So far Dale has won two elimination challenges, tying himself with the other bitchy Asian from last season, Hung “Call me gay and I’ll cut you” Huynh.

As for the prizes, last night Dale won a bottle of wine and a trip to Napa ( ** yawn **). Previously, he won that BBQ grill (** double yawn **). Nice parting gifts. But, still not as fabulous as Lisa’s trip to fuckin’ Italy…… for making bacon for chrissakes!