Top Chef: I Love Stephanie & Lisa’s Chins Made It Into The Final Four

So, Stephanie (above) was the all around winner last night on Top Chef…. no surprise there. That bitch is like the MacGyver of the culinary world. Just give her a paper clip and sock and she could probably whip up a seafood paella. I love, love, LOVE me some Stephanie!!
Unfortunately, that love [...]

Hell’s Kitchen: The London, West Hollywood, Opened Yesterday

As you may already know, one of the buffoons contestants of Hell’s Kitchen will win the grand prize, which is the title of executive sous chef at Gordon Ramsay’s latest restaurant in Los Angeles. Well, apparently they couldn’t wait for the results show.
Yesterday “Gordon Ramsay at the London, West Hollywood” (say that 3 times [...]

Hell’s Kitchen: Bobby Needs to be Slapped

Uh…. derrrrr.
Every night I watch Hell’s Kitchen, I seem to always get distracted by the unjustified over-confidence and out-right STOOPID look on Bobby’s face every time he talks. He’s especially grating when he grandstands with his gaping mouth and half-shut eyes. So help me GAWD I want to just throw my martini [...]

“Dinner at BBQ Chicken” or “My Night of Korean Abuse”

The other night I had the chance to check out the Korean owned and operated BBQ Chicken, a restaurant poised to slowly take over the world one bird at a time. In the end, I had the very tasty meal but really shitty service. But hey, what’s good Korean food without a little [...]

TOP CHEF: WTF?! OMG?! Dale is gone?!

“Wah! I need to punch a fridge!”

Everyone together now: “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!”

Hell’s Kitchen: Idiot Matt Cut Off His Finger

Yeah, yeah. I know. We’ve all cut ourselves in the kitchen at one point or another. But, what makes Matt such a big fat idiot in my eyes is his over-plucked eyebrows and his annoying goofy demeanor. And, oh yeah, he’s such a big whiny tool.
So, excuse me as I jump [...]

Inflation Is So Here: The $150 Burger is now $175!!

Financial BURGERtory
Reuters is reporting that Wall Street Burgers Shoppe in New York is upping the price of their most expensive item. Before you exclaim “WTF?!” (like I did), let’s find out what’s in this glorified meat sandwich:

The burger, created by chef and co-owner Kevin O’Connell, seeks to justify its price with a Kobe beef [...]

REVIEW: Lunch @ The Loft of the Montage Resort, Laguna Beach, CA

Lately it’s been hotter than Chef Gordon Ramsay’s panties here in Southern California. So, what better way to endure the heatwave than to have a gourmet lunch in Laguna Beach? Last week that’s exactly what I did.
Last Friday I had the opportunity to attend a business meeting at The Loft, located at The [...]

TOP CHEF: Goodbye Andrew…. You Crazy Bitch!

WTF was that?! Last night on Top Chef, Andrew got his ass kicked off for insisting (INSISTING, I tell you!!) that Chicago Cops must trade in their regular fare for …… SUSHI?! What made it worse was how he argued with the judges that he didn’t have to follow the rules and make [...]

Learn to Cook Online!!

Regina Shrambling of the Los Angeles Times came out with a rather in depth article which covered online options for those with (or without) Michelin aspirations.
As more and more would-be cooks post videos of their culinary forays, these online schools are becoming more of a viable option to learning how to braise that chicken:
“While the [...]