Crazy Delicious Pastries That’ll “Wynn” Your Heart


Brunch pastries to lose your mind over
by Chef Patrick Florendo

You’d probably have a better chance of finding Britney Spears’ psychotherapy bill than you would locating the tucked away restaurant Tableau at the Wynn of Las Vegas. And, trust me: both can be just as pricey.

In fact, whereas one would be a boon for the tabloids, the other would be a veritable treasure trove for your palate.

This past weekend we made the difficult decision of ditching a classic American past time during our Vegas trip: the gut busting buffet. Instead, we opted for a dazzling no-you-can’t-eat-all-you-can at this chic eatery located in an exclusive part of an even more exclusive resort.


Kobe Beef Short Short Ribs resting on a Potato Cake,
covered with scrambled eggs & a tarragon bernaise

Yes, the savory items were spectacular, one of which appears above. However, I’m here to talk about the desserts. Chef Patrick Florendo, Tableau’s deft pastry chef, prepared a special tasting plate for our group. Behold:


Clockwise: Banana nut bread on creme
anglaise, caramelized bananas on a bed of
Nutella, caramelized meringue swipe, apple/walnut
dessert, philo dough wrapped diced apples and
a mango sorbet

I must warn you, the descriptions above are mine. Basically, I’m relying on an alcohol marinated memory bank for these descriptors - a very difficult task, I assure you. So, let’s hope I’ve got it right.

In the meantime, I cannot recommend this locale enough. I say the next time you’re in Sin City, ditch the buffet and treat yourself to a work of art. You’re palate will thank you and so will your waistline. Unless of course, you’ve got Britney Spears’ appetite and checkbook.

Restaurant Tableau
3131 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
(702) 770-3330

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